biomechanicaltomato
biomechanicaltomato:

kitty-maru:

My current goal is to have the jacket done on Wednesday, the pants done by next Monday, and somewhere in the middle have gotten the shell and lining of writingkitteh's Illuminati jacket cut out and assembled as well.
That should put me on target to actually get these costumes done.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THIS IS BRILLIANT.

Darling, when you finish this, please let me take some photos!! Prettiest of pleases! *0*

biomechanicaltomato:

kitty-maru:

My current goal is to have the jacket done on Wednesday, the pants done by next Monday, and somewhere in the middle have gotten the shell and lining of writingkitteh's Illuminati jacket cut out and assembled as well.

That should put me on target to actually get these costumes done.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THIS IS BRILLIANT.

Darling, when you finish this, please let me take some photos!! Prettiest of pleases! *0*

An update (of general creative bullcocky)

Warning. I’m going to get into some semi-personal crap here and, honest and truly, I won’t be offended at all if you simply choose to ignore this post cause, really, does it matter if I update? I don’t mean that in any self deprecating way, I’m just being realistic. If I were a prolific person who produced loads of content and then suddenly stopped, there would be more of a cause for an update. But as it is, I have produced zero content in the past many months and I guess this post is more to answer the question

"Will you EVER produce anything again?”

Are you all sufficiently warned? Yes? Good.

The general answer to the question is, yes. In fact I have a number of videos, projects, new shows, ventures, and then some that I’ve just be sitting on for these past several months. 

And now I mentally picture some of you like this

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But that would be over estimating how many f@#$s most of you actually give about my endeavors, but don’t be a buzz kill. Let me have this.

Now for the bad news. As I stated on Twitter…

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Yea, I’m not gonna be posting anything new till my site/rebrand is finished.

Now I don’t believe I’m far off the mark when I say that your reactions to this is a general chorus of…

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…maybe a little less angry, but I get the point, you’re not happy. I’m not happy. Let’s just sail the U.S.S Sad Face together, shall we?

People have said “Why not just starting putting out content? WHO CARES if you don’t have a site up?”

Me. I care. You know why? Cause I work in marketing. And you know what makes marketing people happy?

(as close as you can get to) Perfect Execution.

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Caption: "Did someone say Perfect Marketing Execution? AWWW SHIT SON, IT’S A PARTY NOW!" - These happy marketing assholes

Yup. I’m working towards a perfect marketing execution of a rebrand. What does that mean? Brand new site, new business cards, new demo reel, new image, new portfolio, new content, new resume, new, new, have you gotten the idea yet, NEW!

A perfect execution doesn’t mean a trickle of new stuff, it’s an explosion of awesome! No one cares if you try to make excuses saying “Oh better stuff will follow, have this to hold you over.” People want to be WOWed! If you try to rush in order to simply get stuff out the door quickly, you might lose your chance to really make an amazing, lasting impression on your audience.

And that is why I’m holding off putting out new content for now. I hope you all can understand where I’m coming from and I will work hard to get this whole thing off the ground soon.

So as not to be complete asshole, here are a few things that I am working on getting out the door once the rebrand is finish:

  1. Random “vlog” style videos that will be produced once a week
  2. A new series on advertising called “Adverwhating?” (name not final)
  3. A collection of one-off videos about different travel destinations and events
  4. A new series about NPC characters in fictional universes
  5. A new series about trying to summarize movies, games, books, ext.
  6. A collection of one-off videos about topics of our choosing
  7. A number of fan made parody videos. Series included so far are “The Secret World”, “Hannibal”, and “Supernatural” (not final)
  8. A three part mini series about personal marketing for content creators.

Hope that gets you even a little hopeful for things to come. Again, thank you for sticking around and I’ll keep working on getting you new stuff soon!

Now back to coding my site…

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